Loveville Post Office
Loveville, MD
After a few days of R&R in New York, I hit the road again in search of the "Crazy Corn Maze" in Mechanicsville, MD. I had this impression in my mind that it would be like some sculpted shrub covering acres of land right out of Versailles. But it turned out to be more like a "Crazy Dead Corn Maze" with dried out stalks that didn't merit stopping. No matter, I am a man with no mission, just wandering the US, so I looked at the map again and saw Point Lookout at one of the southern tips of Maryland overlooking the Chesapeake Bay. On the way to Point Lookout, I passed the Loveville Post Office. I've never seen a federal post office operating out of a trailer before.
Visions of a beautiful vista filled my head. I thought of a magnificent sunset as I gazed out into the water. But as I entered the Point Lookout State Park, I came upon a sign that read "Due to Damage from Hurricane Isabel, Point Lookout State Park will be closed for an indefinite period of time."
Thwarted.
I decided that Maryland wasn't for me. Not wanting to hit the more obvious spots like Baltimore, I went out the back door into Virginia seeking greener pastures, and landed in Richmond. As I drove down West Broad Street, I realized that most cities share a certain homogeneity, which probably contributes to the sense of familiarity I feel when I enter them. It's comforting to see the same stores and same restaurants when you're a stranger in a strange land.
I spent the evening deciding on a plan of attack for Virginia, and after doing a little research online, I figured that a tobacco farm was a good symbol of the state. After a night's rest, I grabbed a quick bite at the "Thai House" restaurant, which was really one of those hybrid Chinese, Japanese, Asian places I despise so much, and entered Dungannon, VA into my GPS. Dungannon had been featured in an ABC News story about the changing face of tobacco farms, but Dungannon was over 300 miles away, I didn't want to be driving all day.
So instead, I rolled the windows down, threw on some Michael Jackson's "You Wanna Be Startin' Something," disabled the GPS, and let the wind decide where I would go. I figured at some point I would run into a tobacco farm. And I figured that I have to stop being so Type-A goal-oriented. Sometimes you gotta go with the flow, right?
After only 15 minutes of driving, I ran into a sign that said "Caution: High Waters Ahead." It was a reminder that 54,000 in the state still have no electricity 10 days after the hurricane. Since I removed the James Bond submarine feature from my vehicle, I sheepishly reactivated the GPS and headed in the opposite direction to Prestwould Plantation near the NC border.
Trying to maintain some sense of spontaneity, I decided to turn off to the John Kerr Dam after seen signs advertising it near a moderate lake region in the south of the state. Not having photographed anything substantial for several days was starting to annoy me, but I figured a hydroelectric dam would do the trick.
Six miles off the main road, I walked into the Visitor's Center and was greeted by a receptionist. "May I help you?"
"Yeah, I was wondering where the best place to take pictures of the dam would be."
"Oh, you're not allowed on the dam, and you're not allowed to photograph the dam. You know, since September 11."
Thwarted.
America is paranoid. Sure, we're in a heightened state of alert, and Al Qaeda is planning stuff all the time. I don't want to diminish the very real threat. But give me a break! This trip is gonna suck if I can't take any pictures of tourist attractions.
I finally found Prestwould Plantation, which turned out to have a storied history beginning in the late 1700s when it was a 60,000 acre plantation of tobacco and cotton. Of course, after the Civil War, they lost their labor force (read: slaves), and the plantation was forced to sell off most of its land, and today, it's a private foundation with 64 acres and a really nice house. It was another one of those tours where I was the only person present, but unlike WV, the tour guide, Carol, acknowledged the fact that I was the only person there. It kept things just a bit more personal.
I'm currently sitting in a motel room in Danville, VA (How small is Danville? The two movies playing are "Bad Boys 2" and "Sinbad" -- both only $1). I'm gonna give the tobacco farm idea one more day to come to fruition before heading into NC. If the farm doesn't workout, maybe I can buy a cheap pack of cigarettes and take a photo. And yes, I know. Too much writing, not enough photos.